how to be gamer:
- play game
- congratulation u r gamer now
- anyone says ur not
- hit them with game device
THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!
Pfff, unfair. You’re too old to earn that much money with stripping -3-
sorry i can’t hear you over all the money i’m making
overhearing people talking about something u like
hearing that they talkin shit
Since the last audio post was really popular we tried out another
The Voice of Freddy is myself
The Voice of Foxy is wellheyproductions
The Voice of The Mother is creepy-rainbow-pasta
The Voice of the Girl deadjosey
The Voice of the Employee litterbot
modern au in which Armin shouts “ARM-OUT” and recedes into his sweater like a turtle whenever he get’s really flustered or upset or just generally embarrassed.
104th dick squad was probably poking fun at him
here’s to hoping this hasn’t been done before ╮ (. T ᴗ T.) ╭
shoutout to those followers that aren’t the same blog type as you and never even reblog you but still follow you
As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like
and the other half is like
I am a combination of both these things, all year.
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.
Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.
ppl who choose regular milk over chocolate milk at school lunch are not to be trusted