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justinshouseofdreams:

how to be gamer:

  • play game
  • congratulation u r gamer now
  • anyone says ur not
  • hit them with game device
makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

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reblogged from captain-raviolevi    source: gifak-net

xlskade:

ask-a-murkoff-employee:

xlskade:

ask-a-murkoff-employee:

xlskade:

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<3

Pfff, unfair. You’re too old to earn that much money with stripping -3-

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sorry i can’t hear you over all the money i’m making

SLUT D:

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bae:  come over
me:  do you have food
bae:  my parents aren't home
me:  are they coming back with food
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reblogged from axlittlexghost    source: thatmlc

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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142,556 plays

themrcreepypasta:

Since the last audio post was really popular we tried out another

The Voice of Freddy is myself

The Voice of Foxy is wellheyproductions

The Voice of The Mother is creepy-rainbow-pasta

The Voice of the Girl deadjosey

The Voice of the Employee litterbot

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reblogged from avelinesempai    source: themrcreepypasta
kazocks:

modern au in which Armin shouts “ARM-OUT” and recedes into his sweater like a turtle whenever he get’s really flustered or upset or just generally embarrassed.104th dick squad was probably poking fun at himhere’s to hoping this hasn’t been done before ╮ (. T ᴗ T.) ╭

kazocks:

modern au in which Armin shouts “ARM-OUT” and recedes into his sweater like a turtle whenever he get’s really flustered or upset or just generally embarrassed.
104th dick squad was probably poking fun at him
here’s to hoping this hasn’t been done before ╮ (. T ᴗ T.) ╭

#snk  #aot  #smarties  
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reblogged from axlittlexghost    source: kazocks

officialwhitegirls:

shoutout to those followers that aren’t the same blog type as you and never even reblog you but still follow you

glitteryobituary:

femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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and the other half is like

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I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

Status:  Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook:  Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

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reblogged from attackonsexuality    source: iraffiruse
shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

shamrrock:

Looking for a job, have an interview here but idk it creeps me out a bit.

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reblogged from attackonsexuality    source: shamrrock

gnarly:

ppl who choose regular milk over chocolate milk at school lunch are not to be trusted

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reblogged from attackonsexuality    source: gnarly
brontebitch:

How to get attention from an anime loving math nerd

brontebitch:

How to get attention from an anime loving math nerd